Around 50% of our youth sees the future in a positive way. The other half doesn’t have the money to buy the drugs.An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days.
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Love these. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.
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Heeheehee! Yep, and the glass isn't half empty or half full, it's the wrong size.
ReplyDeleteGreat one especially the messageas from the dog
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