“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”
“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.
“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”
Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.”
“Really? Why do you think so?” asks the despairing one.
“I owe the IRS five years’ worth of taxes.”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”
“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.
“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”
Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.”
“Really? Why do you think so?” asks the despairing one.
“I owe the IRS five years’ worth of taxes.”
Bwahahahaha on all of them, but the last one is spot on.
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I liked all..... :)
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