Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!
How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?
Phone her!
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
Source: Internet
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