Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Source: Internet
These are all very good. Being pregnant is a roller coaster ride from Hades.
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