Divorce and poker!

After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

A woman went to a doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a problem.  Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." 
The doctor said, "Oh really, what have you been doing for it?
The woman replied, "snorting pepper."

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Source: Internet