Monday, October 23, 2017

Punny Jokes! (Part-1)

My ex-wife still misses me.  But her aim is steadily improving.

Daughter:  Mom can I get a dog or cat this Christmas please?
Mom:  No honey, you will get turkey like every Christmas.

My socks got really holy.  I can only wear them to Church.

Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on!

If you spent a day in a well, can you say your day is well-spent?

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I like the first one the very best.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺