My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Daughter: Mom can I get a dog or cat this Christmas please?
Mom: No honey, you will get turkey like every Christmas.
My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to Church.
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on!
If you spent a day in a well, can you say your day is well-spent?
Source: Internet
Bwahahahahahahaha. I like the first one the very best.
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