Friday, October 13, 2017

The animal in you!

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, 
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! 
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? 
            
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
            
Source: Internet


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