While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies!
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
Source: Internet
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