Blonde and the brain cell!

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. 
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." 
The surprised salesman replies, "But,  madam, computers do not have curtains."  
And the blonde said, "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!” 

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. 
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?” 

What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?   Intelligent! ”
“What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?   Pregnant!!” 

Source: Internet