Thursday, January 11, 2018


The patient was very nervous as it was the first surgery he underwent.
The anesthetist gave him confidence with a few words of kindness and added, " Sir please rest assured that everything will go well.  If at all your life is endangered, it will be because of the anesthesia administered and definitely not by the surgery!"

Q: What do you call a person who doesn't stick to his diet? 
A: A desserter!

Woman to pharmacist:  "Can you give some vitamin tablets for my son?"
Pharmacist:  "Vitamin A, B, C or D?"
Woman:  "It doesn't really matter.  You give me any one of these tablets.  My son can't read!"

Source:  Readers' Digest  

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