The patient was very nervous as it was the first surgery he underwent.
The anesthetist gave him confidence with a few words of kindness and added, " Sir please rest assured that everything will go well. If at all your life is endangered, it will be because of the anesthesia administered and definitely not by the surgery!"
Q: What do you call a person who doesn't stick to his diet?
A: A desserter!
Woman to pharmacist: "Can you give some vitamin tablets for my son?"
Pharmacist: "Vitamin A, B, C or D?"
Woman: "It doesn't really matter. You give me any one of these tablets. My son can't read!"
Source: Readers' Digest
The anesthetist gave him confidence with a few words of kindness and added, " Sir please rest assured that everything will go well. If at all your life is endangered, it will be because of the anesthesia administered and definitely not by the surgery!"
Q: What do you call a person who doesn't stick to his diet?
A: A desserter!
Woman to pharmacist: "Can you give some vitamin tablets for my son?"
Pharmacist: "Vitamin A, B, C or D?"
Woman: "It doesn't really matter. You give me any one of these tablets. My son can't read!"
Source: Readers' Digest
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