Thursday, January 4, 2018

Christmas chores!

Q:  What do reindeer say before they crack a joke?
A:  This will sleigh you! 

Q:  Why did the couple get hitched on December 24?
A:  Because they could have a Married Christmas!

Q:  How do you lift a frozen car?
A:  With a Jack Frost!

Q:  Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A:  St. Nickel-less!

Q:  Why didn't Rudolph get good report card?
A:  Because he went down in History!

Source: Readers Digest

1 comment:

  1. Great ones. Makes sense to me.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺