Q: What do reindeer say before they crack a joke?A: This will sleigh you!
Q: Why did the couple get hitched on December 24?
A: Because they could have a Married Christmas!
Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack Frost!
Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less!
Q: Why didn't Rudolph get good report card?
A: Because he went down in History!
Source: Readers Digest
Great ones. Makes sense to me.
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