Saturday, June 25, 2016

Snail and fast food!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? 
There was no chemistry.

Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A. They can’t stand fast food.

Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

Friday, June 24, 2016

Jokes galore!

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want the heart of my ex-wife. She’s never used it.

It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.

"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?“ asks mother. 
"Come on mom, the most important thing is that I’m healthy!“

Source: Internet

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Double Positive= Negative!

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.

But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Source: Internet