Sunday, December 21, 2014

The great German brave heart!

Our salutations to this brave woman,Tugce Albayrak from Bad Soden-Salmuenster, Germany, who has sacrificed her life while trying to save the lives of two girls harassed by a group of thugs near Frankfurt, Germany.  Albayrak was beaten up badly by the men and she went into coma and died on November 28 when her family members allowed the doctors to switch off her life support.  People in large numbers attended her funeral ceremony.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

The burgler and the parrot!

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The blonde and the paint!

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you
are supposed to wash vegetables.