Exciting Experiences!

A baby mosquito was on its maiden flight in its dark world.  On its return the mother mosquito asks, "How's the night?".
The excited young one tells her mother, "I feel great mom, all the people clapped for me!"

A proofreader suffered a stroke.  He is still in a comma.

It is important to live your life with a motto.  I chose to live my life with the motto,"My enemy's enemy is my friend."
Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy.  So I have to invite him for parties. 

Pickup your date discreetly Through Facebook!

Here is a good news for guys and gals who want to hide their identity before selecting their prospective dates.  Facebook offers this novel facility to the romancing community.  It lets you select a bunch of  girls you are willing to date and sends discreet private emails to all of them  with a proposal to pickup their dates from a list of guys who approached them.  If one of the girls selects you as her date, both of you will be intimated with your full identity.  If you are not selected that is the end of the story.  Your secret proposal to date her never gets divulged. 

Now romancing Romeos and Juliets can go through this website likesecret.com to hunt their match.  The embarrassment of rejection and the resultant dejection are eliminated in this new Facebook facility.  It is no doubt a welcome news for lovers of the world!  

Oh my God, what's in name?

Some times a shortcut may be disastrous.

In Iowa, USA, the state renamed the department 'Elder Affairs' to 'Department On Aging' or DOA.  Unfortunately the authorities failed to anticipate the impact of the change in name from the view point of the commoner.   DOA is a popular abbreviation for Dead On Arrival.


The three letter codes or identifiers for airports can be a nuisance at times.  SUX is the unfortunate code for Sioux City Gateway Airport.  After persuasion from the airport authorities a new code was given keeping in mind the Gateway part of the airport name - GAY!


During Christmas, a four year old was sitting on the lap of Santa Claus in a busy shopping center. 
"What's your name, little boy?", Santa asked.
Aghast, the tiny tot shot back, "Don't you know?"