Sunday, August 31, 2014

My job experiment!

I found My job!
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  
but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  
 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,     
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.  
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice 
to my life,  but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  
but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  
      but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  
   Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,  
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool 
Maintenance company ,  but the work was just too draining. 
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,     
 but they said I wasn't fit for the job...  
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got 
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  
but that was too exhausting. 
  
 SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
   
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 





Saturday, August 30, 2014

Time and Temperature around the Globe!

This attachment displays the time and temperature in major cities around the world. It is a useful attachment to save. It even displays error, when the signal is not properly updated. Quite Interesting!!
 

http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/16242.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Rome
(Italy)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/10385.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Berlin
(Allemagne)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/27612.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Moscow
(Russia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/08221.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Madrid
(Espagne)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06451.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Bruxelles National
(Belgium)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78647.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
San José
(Guatemala)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/76805.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Acapulco
(Mexique)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/83111.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Rio
(Brazil)
 http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/45007.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Hong Kong
(Chine)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/47662.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Tokyo
(Japan)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40198.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Ovda
(Israel)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/64556.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Makokou
(Gabon)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78458.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Puerto Plata
(Rp. Dominican)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78073.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Nassau
(Bahamas)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78439.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Port-au-Prince
(Haiti)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/16716.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Athens
(Greece)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06670.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Zurich
(Suisse)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/03969.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Dublin
(Ireland)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40100.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Bayreuth
(Lebanon)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/12839.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Budapest
(Hongrie)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/13272.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Belgrade
(Yugoslavia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40582.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Kuwait
(Kuwait)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/42181.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
New Delhi
(India)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/07157.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Paris
(France)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71714.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Quebec
(Quebec, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71628.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Ottawa
(Ontario, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/62366.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Le Cairo
(Egypt)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/60155.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Casablanca
(Morocco)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/CA/Los_Angeles.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Los Angeles
(California, USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40754.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Tehran
(Iran)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/63450.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Addis Ababa-Bole
(Ethiopia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/12495.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Lublin Radawiec
(Bologna)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/94767.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Sydney
(Australia)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/FL/Miami.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Miami, Florida
(USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/WA/Easton.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Easton Washington
(USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/AK/Kodiak.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Kodiak, Alaska
(USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/89606.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Vostok
(Antartique)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78224.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Havana
(Cuba)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/04030.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Reykjavik
(Islander)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/04416.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Summit
(Greenland)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40650.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Bagdad
(Iraq)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/WEGLC.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Londres
( Angleterre)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/HI/Honolulu.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Honolulu
(Hawk, USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/NV/Las_Vegas.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Las Vegas
(Nevada, USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71627.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Montreal
(Quebec, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/11518.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Prague
(Rpublique Tchque)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/80001.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
San Andres
(Colombia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/08181.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Barcelona
(Espagne)
http://french.wunderground.com/global/stations/61980.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Saint Denis
(Ile de la Reunion)
http://french.wunderground.com/global/stations/17128.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Turkey
(Ankara)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06710.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Lausanne
(La Suisse)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71617.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Jonquiere
(Quebec, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/91938.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Polynesia frenzies
(Tahiti)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/61052.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Niamey
(Niger)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/58362.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Shanghai
(Chine)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/08419.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Grenade
(Espagne)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/WCYND.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Gatineau
(Quebec, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/06240.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Amsterdam
(Pays-Bas)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/76680.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Mexico city
(Mexico)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/NY/New_York.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
New York
(USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/CA/San_Francisco.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
San Francisco
(California, USA)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/63740.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Nairobi
(Kenya)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/94578.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Brisbane
(Queensland, Australia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/08536.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Lisbon
(Portugal)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71123.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Edmonton
(Alberta, Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/71700.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Fredericton
(N.B. Canada)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/40180.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Tel Aviv
(Israel)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/91592.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Noemi
(Nouvelle Caledonia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/78641.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Guatemala
(Guatemala)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/60715.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Tunis
(Tunisia)
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/07190.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Strasbourg
(France)
http://www.wunderground.com/US/ME/Portland.html?bannertypeclick=gizmotimetemp24
Portland Maine
(USA)