Sunday, February 14, 2016

Maggie Thatcher!

I WAS in a busy Edinburgh railway station when I was approached by two young boys. 

A school assignment, they told me, required them to interview a stranger, and they wondered if I would help. 

When they asked what kind of job I had, I explained that I was an ordained member of the clergy. "I'm a minister back in North America, but I guess you don't have women ministers over here, do you?"

"Oh, yes, we do!" they chorused "We have Maggie Thatcher!"

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Deer Hunt!

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. 
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. 
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. 
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”

Friday, February 12, 2016

The Chemist and the Plumber!

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
source: Internet