Tuesday, May 3, 2016

The crossword puzzle!

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.  
"This is exciting," thought the gentleman.  "I've always been a big fan of the Pope.   Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." 
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him.  Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.  
Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.  
"This is fantastic," thought the gentleman.  "I'm really good at crosswords.   Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."  
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in "unt'?"  
Only one word struck his mind.  "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that.  There must be another word."  
The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him.  Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'." 
"Of course," said the Pope.
He then asked the gentleman, "Do you have an eraser?" 

Source: Internet

Monday, May 2, 2016

Currency Rate Fluctuations!

"A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. 

The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. 

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. 

The teller said, "Fluctuations." 

The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Shaft of sunlight!

ONE rainy day, I visited a friend whose father was our local minister. My friend was away on an errand, so while waiting for him, his father and I became embroiled in a heated but good-natured debate about the existence of God. 

Suddenly, a shaft of sunlight broke through the clouds, lighting up the room. Shielding my eyes from the glare, I exclaimed, "My God, there is a sun!" 

My friend's father replied, "My son, there is a God."

Source: Internet