Wednesday, September 17, 2014

OUT OF THE BOX Thinking!

Ingenuity at its best!
Literally OUT OF THE BOX thinking!!

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Israel's diplomacy to the Hamas!

A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, sent a gift to the President of Israel in an elaborate box with a note.
After having the box checked for safety reasons, the President of Israel, Shimon Peres, opened the box and saw that
the content was faeces ( shit).
He opened the note which said "For you and the proud people of Israel." 

Being a wise and experienced person, he decided to reciprocate, sending Hamas a very pretty package and a note. 
The leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it very carefully suspecting that it might contain a bomb.
But to their surprise they saw that it contained a tiny computer "chip.
The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1800 Terabyte memory and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop.
It was one of the world's most advanced technologies.
Invented and produced in Israel.
The accompanying note to the Hamas leaders stated very courteously...
" A leader can give only what his people can produce "
 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Sardar jokes!

1) Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" 


2) Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
 

3) MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.
Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?


4) Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!!


5) Sardar was drawing money from ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."


6) Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!!


7) Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !


8) After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"


9) Napoleon: There are no words called IMPOSSIBLE and FEAR in my dictionary.
Sardar: What should I do ? You should have checked it before buying !!!


10) How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?
It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!


11) Sardar was writing past tense of "I make a mistake"
Guess what he wrote ?
"I was made by a mistake" ����


12) Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: "Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge"

Courtesy:  Friends