Saturday, June 23, 2018


No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar!

Be stupid, be funny, be dumb, if that's who you are.
Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid.
so be yourself.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of taking rest before getting tired!

I can resist anything except temptation!

I found there was only one way to look thin... hangout with fat people!

Source: Internet

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Bermuda Triangle!

If only women could read minds,
every second man gets slapped!

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle, 
Information goes in and it's never found again!

Wise men talk because they have something to say
Fools talk because they have to say something!

Don't take life too seriously
You will never get out of it alive!

Source: Internet

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Fake sleep!

I am sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid;
I really thought you already know.

A day without coffee is like....
Just kidding, I don't know!

When you fake sleep to help your toddler sleep,
Then you wake up from a 4-hour nap!

Source: Internet