Sunday, April 30, 2017

The bathroom romance!

Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice)

" Darling,  I am in the bath room. ....have  applied soap all over. ...please come and rub . ...properly with your strong hands....

."Husband; ( reading newspaper.... jumps up with all happiness ....and tells his wife)

"Sweetheart.......I am coming"
(Reaches the bath room ...sees his wife standing with a pile of  clothes) 

Wife: "listen, I have applied soap to the clothes.....now rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying.....I have  enough work in the kitchen ."  

Moral:

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Saturday, April 29, 2017

If God speaks to you...!

Awesome Conversation between God And a Man. Read it and don’t forget to share it with your friends.

Man: God, can I ask You a question?
😝😳
God: Sure
😌
Man: Promise You won’t get mad …
😒
God: I promise
😌
Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
😒
God: What do u mean?
😒
Man: Well, I woke up late
😳
God: Yes
😒
Man: My car took forever to start
😳
God: Okay
😒
Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
😳
God: Huummm
😒
Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
😁
God: All right
😒
Man: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
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God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
😊
Man (humbled): OH
😔
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
😊
Man: (ashamed)
😒
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
😊
Man (embarrassed): Okay
😒
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
😊
Man (softly): I see God
😒
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
😀
Man: I’m Sorry God
👏
God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
♨💥
Man: I will trust You.
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God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
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Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
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God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…
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REPOST if you believe in GOD
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Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer, 
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But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
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Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK,
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But find it easy to read other books?
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Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,
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Yet we forward the nasty ones?
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Why are Prayers getting smaller,
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But bars and clubs are expanding?
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Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,
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But very difficult to engage with God?
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Think about it, are you going to forward this?
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Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?
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Forward this to all your friends.
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80% of you won't forward this.
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God  said:
If you deny me in front of your
friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment: 
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When one door closes , God opens two : If God has opened  doors for you, 
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send this message to everyone
including me....