Successful man and woman!

It takes considerable knowledge just to realise the extent of your own ignorance!

Weather forecast for tonight:  dark!

A successful man is one who makes more money than what his wife could spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

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Hangout!

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar!

Be stupid, be funny, be dumb, if that's who you are.
Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid.
so be yourself.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of taking rest before getting tired!

I can resist anything except temptation!

I found there was only one way to look thin... hangout with fat people!

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Bermuda Triangle!

If only women could read minds,
every second man gets slapped!

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle, 
Information goes in and it's never found again!

Wise men talk because they have something to say
Fools talk because they have to say something!

Don't take life too seriously
You will never get out of it alive!

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