Saturday, September 17, 2011

This doctor diagnoses your profession!

This guy, Dr.Psycho, uses unconventional techniques to find out your profession. He can discover your profession just from the sound of your pee! Day by day his popularity grows at a fast rate. Aroused by curiosity professionals from all walks of life meet him to take the tests and he has predicted their job without any mistake.

One day three smart guys meet him and challenge that his diagnosis is bound to fail when he examines them. Unperturbed our doctor asks them to take the pee test one after the other.

The first guy takes the test. Dr. Psycho listens to the sound of his pee carefully. When the guy returns from the restroom our doctor declares "You are a teacher". The guy is amazed at the correct prediction.

The second guy takes the test. On completion Dr. Psycho says "You are a lawyer". His prediction is right this time too.

The third guy is cool and crafty. He goes to the restroom and returns after a while without peeing. On seeing him back Dr.Psycho announces confidently "You are a Psychiatrist". The cool guy is flabbergasted. He asks the doctor "How did you find out my profession correctly?" Pat comes the reply from Dr.Psycho "Your pee was silent!"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahaha. That's a good one.

    Have a terrific day. :)