Thursday, February 23, 2012

Exciting Experiences!

A baby mosquito was on its maiden flight in its dark world.  On its return the mother mosquito asks, "How's the night?".
The excited young one tells her mother, "I feel great mom, all the people clapped for me!"

A proofreader suffered a stroke.  He is still in a comma.

It is important to live your life with a motto.  I chose to live my life with the motto,"My enemy's enemy is my friend."
Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy.  So I have to invite him for parties. 

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