Thursday, June 6, 2013

Expert tailor!

Derek had a customized suit made by a world renowned tailor.  At the final fitting, he remarked that the left sleeve was a trifle long.

"Just lower your left shoulder a
little and stick your arm out and the sleeve will be perfect," said the tailor.

Derek said that this made a crease appear above the chest.  "Push your stomach out, put your right hand on your hip and the crease will disappear."

Derek said the trousers didn't hang correctly.  "Swing your right leg out to the right and the trousers will look perfect," said the tailor.

Overawed by the famous clothier, Derek paid for his new outfit and wore it home.  He walked along the pavement holding his left shoulder down, sticking his left arm out, putting his right hand on his hip, pushing his stomach out and swinging his right leg to one side.

Two doctor passed by.

"What do you suppose is wrong with the poor fellow?" asked one.

"I don't know," replied his colleague, "But he's got a damn good tailor."

Courtesy:  Reader's Digest

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. No he doesn't.

    Have a terrific day. ☺