The child comes home from his first day at school.Mother: “What did you learn today?”
Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
Teacher: "Ram, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?" Ram: "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
One day a college professor after getting irritated in his college class stands up in front of the class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a young man stands up. The professor then asks that guy if he actually thinks he is an idiot. The boy replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Bwahahahahahaha. Especially the last one.
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