Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Oldest profession in the world!

Hunter Husband
Man returns from hunting, and says:
- Honey, we won't buy meat for the whole month.
- You shot an elk?
- No, I drank away all money.

Monster of Lohneso
A tourist at the trip to Loh-Ness Lake, asks a guide:
- Tell me, when the monster of Lohneso appears to people?
- Usually, after five, six mugs sir...

World's Oldest profession
An old man meets a lady in the sanatorium and tells her:
- I'm the representative of oldest profession. I Sleep for money.
- ??
- I am a guard...

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Good ones.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺