Thursday, May 5, 2016

The Smart CEO!

There was a new CEO at a company who decided to fire all of the slackers, and when he gets done with that, he finds a dude leaning on his desk. 

He thinks "What the #$%#@ is he doing!?" 

So he walks up to the guy and says "What the #$%#@ are you doing!?" 

The guy says "I'm waiting to get paid." 

The CEO says "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?" 

The guy says "About $300." 

The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says "Now go away and never come back!" The guy walks away. 

The CEO says "Will someone please tell me what the #$%#@ I just did!?" 

An employee says "You just tipped the pizza man $1200." 

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Wow, what a tip.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺