A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?”
The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.
“Customer feedback.”
Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
What is white and flies up?
A retarded snowflake
I called the hospital but the line was dead.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?”The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.
“Customer feedback.”
Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
What is white and flies up?
A retarded snowflake
I called the hospital but the line was dead.
I love that first one the very best. Customer feedback indeed.
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