Thursday, September 21, 2017

Marriage miracles!

A little boy was attending his first wedding. 
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. 
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. 
"How do you know that?" 
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.  
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. 

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. 

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahaha on both, but that last one took the cake.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺