Friday, January 26, 2018

The duck in drug store!

A duck walks into a drug store and asks for a tube of ChapStick. 
The store assistant locates the tube and informs the duck that the tube costs $1.29.
The duck replies, "Okay. Put it on my bill."

Jack and Joe went to a forest for hunting.  When they were chasing an animal, Joe keeled over .  Jack was panicky and dialed 911 for help.  He said in a shivering voice, "My friend suddenly dropped dead.  What am I supposed to do now?"
A soothing voice at the other end said, "Don't worry, I can help.  First of all make sure that your friend is dead."
There was a brief silence and a gun shot was heard by the operator.  Jack picked up the phone once again and said, "Okay, what do I do now?" 

Source: Readers' Digest

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