Friday, October 19, 2012

Precision sports!

The French, German and Hungarian fencers are arguing over who is the best in their sport. 
The Frenchman pulls out his sword and swings it at a small fly buzzing around.  With one swipe of his blade, the fly falls on the ground, cut neatly into two halves.

The German smiles.  He points at another fly and with two swipes, it falls on the ground in one piece with its wings neatly removed.

Now it is the turn of the Hungarian.  Lifting his sword at a fly, he takes three swipes at a fly, which flutters off undisturbed.  The others laugh, but the Hungarian holds up his hands.  "That fly," he says, "will never be able to procreate again." 

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, that's the best one indeed.

    Have a terrific day. :)