Monday, June 15, 2015

Johnny's real dad!

Two ladies talk: 
"I have congratulated my husband with his birthday - I presented him with the set of spoon-baits."
"What a great logical idea - your husband has been going to fish every weekend for the last ten years."
"Indeed. But the problem is that he looked at the set of those spoon-baits and asked what it is...!"

Jokes about men - Marriage
A couple is celebrating their 30 years anniversary of marriage. 
The husband asks his wife:  "We have grown 12 kids. But Johnny is different from the rest. Please, tell me honestly, I will forgive you, but I wanna know – maybe you have cheated on me?"
The wife replies:  "Yes, I was. Johnny is your real son..."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahaha on that last one. So Johnny is his only son.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺