Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Sperm and egg race!

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Loved them both.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺