Friday, May 19, 2017

iPhone and the rice bowl!

A teenage boy to his father: "Father, I am not a virgin anymore."

Father: "Wow that's great. Come, let's sit down and drink something to celebrate this moment."

Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I really cannot sit down for a while."

Why is the math book so sad? 
It's got too many problems!

A woman starts chatting to a man on a subway: "Hello my name is Margaret."

The man replies: "Mine not."

If you accidentally drop your iPhone in the water, leave it lying on top of a bowl of rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Source:  Internet

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. That first one had me spewing my coffee all over the monitor.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺