A teenage boy to his father: "Father, I am not a virgin anymore."
Father: "Wow that's great. Come, let's sit down and drink something to celebrate this moment."
Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I really cannot sit down for a while."
Why is the math book so sad?
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It's got too many problems!
A woman starts chatting to a man on a subway: "Hello my name is Margaret."
The man replies: "Mine not."
If you accidentally drop your iPhone in the water, leave it lying on top of a bowl of rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
Source: Internet
Father: "Wow that's great. Come, let's sit down and drink something to celebrate this moment."
Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I really cannot sit down for a while."
Why is the math book so sad?
-
It's got too many problems!
A woman starts chatting to a man on a subway: "Hello my name is Margaret."
The man replies: "Mine not."
If you accidentally drop your iPhone in the water, leave it lying on top of a bowl of rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
Source: Internet
Bwahahahahahahaha. That first one had me spewing my coffee all over the monitor.
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