Sardarji and the skeleton!

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken..

Sardarji: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardarji: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 

Sardarji: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardarji: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardarji: An old king’s skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardarji: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child..


Source:  Internet