How business is done -"2-way journey on 1-way ticket
How business is done
Father: I want you to marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own
bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill
Gates’s daughter.”
Son: "Well, in that case…OK"
Next Day
Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World
Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case… OK"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
"
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I
need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case… OK"
This is how business is done!!
.......
that is old story; new story is something like ...
Modi: I will develop India like I
visualize.
Indian Janta: "Develop India like
Singapore!"
Modi: "But the development will be
like Japan."
Indian Janta: "Well, in that
case...OK"
Next Month
Modi approaches Japan
Modi: "I want to develop India like Japan."
Japan: "But developing India like
Japan takes long time ...!:
Modi: "Think twice ... else I will
develop like China."
Japan: "Ah, in that case...OK! we
provide $34 billion"
Next Month China approaches Modi
China: "Since you planned to
develop India like Japan, why not you develop India like China?"
Modi: "But I already have given
word to Japan."
China: "But you have got only $34
billion; we shall give $100 billion."
Modi: "Ah! in that case ...
OK"
Next Month America approaches Modi
America: "See you cannot develop
India like Japan or China."
Modi: "But I am already committed
to develop India."
America: "Oh! then you develop
India like America ...we will give you $500billion."
Modi: "Ah! in that case ...
OK!"
This is how business is done by the Gujjus
... 2-way journey on 1-way ticket
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Tuesday, October 7, 2014
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Yes, this is indeed how business is done and so very often too.
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Ha ha, nice one!
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