Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Fatherly jokes!

 Some workers from the water supply department were carrying out repairs in our neighborhood.  I recognized the supervisor by the white hard hat he wore and pointed him out to my six-year-old grandson Dough.  When asked how I could identify which man was the boss, Dough promptly replied, "Because he doesn't do any work?"      

A father, who had been taking care of the children while the mother was away, brought the toddler to the X-ray department in a hospital.  He apprehended that his 2-year old daughter would have accidentally swallowed the charm he was wearing on his neck while she was playing with it.  Immediately a "gums to bum" X-ray was taken by the doctor to locate the charm.  The search ended halfway to the stomach where the charm was found.  It read, " No.1 Dad."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. I really liked the first one. It's right on the money.

    Have a terrific day. :)